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Learn Your F%*$%^& Rules!

When the hell are these multi-coloured cretins going to learn the rules of Australian Rules Football. I will include a link to the 2008 Laws of Australian Football so they can read the damn things because plainly, the pathetic and over-officious techical bullsh*t that these morons exhibited on the weekend was enough to drive a […]

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Gollum’s Spin

Where did Jeff ‘Gollum’ Gieschen learn his maths.  Probably from a poor relation of Gerald Parker who was my Year 12 Maths teacher all those years ago.  Perhaps his abacus is broken, or the solar power cells in his calculator have run out of juice because from my calculations, there is no way in hell […]

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Umpy abuse 1

I really have to abuse the umpiring fraternity over at the Essendon/Port Adelaide game. Now anyone who knows me knows that I have very little affinity for the Bombre’s but fair dinkum, even I can accept that they were hashly done by with the ‘touched’ ball that Alwyn Davey kicked. If you haven’t seen it, […]

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